The EU should be stronger and more united. Great Britain should belong to the Union.
Die EU sollte stärker und geeinter sein. Großbritannien sollte der Union angehören.
L'UE devrait être plus forte et plus unie. La Grande-Bretagne devrait appartenir à l'Union.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Count Binface Wins the Hearts of the British People against Far-right Candidate Nigel Farage
August 14, 2026 | In yesterday's Clacton-upon-Sea special election, a record-breaking field of 34 candidates lined up on the ballot paper. Among them stood Nigel Farage, leader of the xenaphobic Reform UK, seeking to consolidate his political standing. But standing right alongside him was Count Binface—the self-described bin-clad space politician who may not have won enough votes, but came second to a loser.
