MARK ALEXANDER: I have been away from my computer for most of today. Alas, when I returned, I noticed that some wanker has been meddling with my postings, trying to make me look stupid, I guess. NO! It is not I that is stupid, rather it is the childish wanker who is imbecilic. Cease and desist! Your childishness impresses NOBODY! Go and ask Mummy for your dummy and rattle to play with! Ask her to put a dab of honey on it, too. It will help sweeten you up! Leave wanking to the big boys!
© Mark Alexander
