He Puts the Dick in Dictator | Hilarious Irish Pub Parody Roasting Trump

Sep 4, 2025 | “He Puts the Dick in Dictator” is a savage Irish pub-style parody song that mercilessly skewers Donald Trump, exposing his authoritarian antics, grandiose delusions, and endless blunders with biting humor. From “mall food court king” entrances to “cankles just above his feet,” this irreverent anthem calls out Trump’s tantrums, MAGA theatrics, and the complicit Republicans enabling his chaos. Perfect for anyone who dislikes Trump and wants a hilariously sharp musical resistance, this song mixes raucous Irish instrumentation with clever lyrics, turning the tiny tyrant into the ultimate punchline. Laugh, sing along, and share the outrage in one unforgettable tune.