That ridiculous man, Sunak, proposed a generational smoking ban. The even more ridiculous, and certainly more authoritarian, Starmer is determined to follow through on it. I have a suggestion: Instead of banning the smoking of cigarettes, one of life's greatest day-to-day pleasures for many, why don’t we ban Starmer instead? Five years of Starmer at the helm is going to be a great deal more injurious to my health than smoking cigarettes ever could be and certainly more injurious to my health than the inhalation of passive smoke from other smokers’ cigarettes! The very notion of passive smoking is ridiculous and unproven anyway; the notion of passive smoking al fresco is totally and utterly absurd. Only a nincompoop could come up with such a ridiculous concept! — © Mark Alexander
